Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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