its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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