My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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