This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Randomize
