I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
