these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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