No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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