You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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