For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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