I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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