I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I skipped work to stalk him.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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