Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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