It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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