On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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