so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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