I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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