He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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