doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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