Pappa wants mamma naked
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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