are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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She announced her abortion via fbk
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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