I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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