Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Randomize
