Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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