shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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