Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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