Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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