Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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