i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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