508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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