I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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