I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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