i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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