is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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