Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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