I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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