check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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