Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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