There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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