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My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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