on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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