dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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