thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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