I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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