...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
