Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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