Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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