Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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