Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Randomize
