Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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