cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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