Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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