1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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