I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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