Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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