we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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