Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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