please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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