Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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